Krista Allen in ‘Feast’ (2005)
Hero: Listen to me. A storm o’hell’s coming down on this place any second. I don’t know what they are, I don’t know where they came from. All I do know is that these fuckers are fast, nasty, and hungry… and there’s four of ’em. They got claws like Ginsu knives and more teeth than a chainsaw. They’re comin’… right now. So we gotta lock this bar down. That means doors, windows, drains, and zippers, and we gotta do it now. You! Get a phone, call the cops, National Guard, townies, anybody who kicks ass, and get ’em out here. Any questions?
Bartender: Yeah. Who the hell are you?
Hero: I’m the guy that’s gonna save your ass.
[a monster immediately reaches through the window and kills him]
Cheese and Crackers to all of those who’ve seen it ;}
Film Synopsis: (allmovie.com)
The hard-drinking patrons of a small-town dive bar are forced to fight for their lives when a vicious family of flesh-eating creatures arrive looking for their latest meal in a fast and fun horror romp filmed as part of HBO’s Project Greenlight series and starring Balthazar Getty, Judah Friedlander, Henry Rollins, and screen veteran Clu Gulager.
Short Bio: (wikipedia.org)
Krista Allen (born April 5, 1971) is an American actress. She is best known for her work in the television series Emmanuelle in Space, Days of Our Lives, and Baywatch Hawaii, and in the Hollywood films Liar Liar, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Anger Management, and The Final Destination.
Allen first garnered attention playing the lead role in the erotic cable television series Emmanuelle in Space in 1994. She obtained further notice by appearing on the television shows Days of our Lives in the role of Billie Reed from 1996–2000, and Baywatch Hawaii as Jenna Avid, from 2000–2001 as well.
Allen is also well known for playing a sexy virtual reality character Maitreya/Jade Blue Afterglow in an episode of The X-Files, and is remembered for her brief appearance as the “Elevator Girl” in the Jim Carrey comedy Liar Liar.
In 2002, she appeared in an episode of Friends, “The One Where Joey Dates Rachel” as Joey’s girlfriend Mabel. In 2005, she appeared in the short-lived Fox sitcom Head Cases. In both Smallville and Mutant X, Allen played a woman who could control men with her sex pheromones. In 2001, Krista guest starred in supernatural TV series Charmed as “The Oracle” for three episodes, She also appeared in Toby Keith’s video “A Little Too Late”, and had a small role in CSI as Kristy Hopkins, a hooker who caught the eye of Nick Stokes, in the pilot episode on October 6, 2000. She returned later in the first season as a murder victim.
In 2002, she had a role in Confessions of a Dangerous Mind.
In 2005, she was one of the stars of HBO’s Unscripted, playing herself as an actress who struggles to overcome her sex symbol status in order to win more serious roles.
Allen had a recurring role on the ABC series What About Brian as Bridget, a reluctant but potential love interest for the main character Brian, played by Barry Watson. In 2007, Allen appeared in the ABC reality television series Fast Cars and Superstars: The Gillette Young Guns Celebrity Race, featuring a dozen celebrities in a stock car racing competition. In the first round, she matched up against skateboarder Tony Hawk and rodeo champion Ty Murray. Allen appeared on the second season of Denise Richards: It’s Complicated which premiered on June 7, 2009. Allen also appeared on an episode of NBC’s Love Bites in 2011.